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The man with an ax to grind remains angry at Costco over past allegations of incidents at the store, even going so far as to reveal what he claims is the recipe for one of its popular cookies.
The TikTok video documenting this story comes from popular creator Jordan The Stallion (@jordan_the_stallion8), who is also known for sharing corporate recipes with the masses. It begins with a stitch of video warning customers that the popular food court’s churros will be replaced with chocolate chip cookies, before Jordan appears and tells his story.
“Now, a quick update,” he began. “Costco took away my membership card. The reason is that a while ago, when I tried to buy macaroni and cheese and tried to pay for it, they looked at my membership card and I I didn’t know it was me because I didn’t have a membership card. My beard is in the membership photo.”
Jordan has detailed his past with Costco in previous TikToks, including a post from last July in which he claimed his membership card was taken away and accused him of “treating” Costco employees. It was expressing.[ing] Their job is more serious than TSA’s. ”
Then, in December, he documented the macaroni and cheese incident and mentions it in this latest Costco video (which has more than 5.9 million views since January 1). After being denied his membership card and forced to put back his macaroni and cheese, he said, I shared the recipe with you so you can make it at home. ”
The story follows Jordan. “Costco wasn’t too happy about that, because when I returned, the same cashier was being hard on me about my membership card.” And I said, “You know what? Are you sure?” Please leave it as is. Please keep your card. Because I want to know exactly who keeps sharing these recipes. Because you guys want me to have a really hard time. ”
“So, that’s it,” he reveals. “I taught everyone how to make churros.”
“Well, it’s been a while, but I think Costco thinks everything is fine because the same cashier texted me, ‘Hello, I hope you had a great vacation.’ Because you gave me.”
So Jordan conspiratorially asks, “Who wants to make cookies?”
Next, he says, “1 cup salted butter, 1 cup brown sugar, 1/2 cup regular sugar, 2 eggs, 3 cups corn syrup, 1 tablespoon molasses, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract, 3 1/2 cups flour, 1 teaspoon salt. half a cup, half a teaspoon of baking soda, and a cup and a half of chocolate chunks.”
Then I preheated the oven to 350 degrees, baked it for 11 minutes, and said, “Now you have homemade Costco chocolate chunk cookies.”
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However, that may not be what you want. His Allrecipes article published Monday focuses on what some say. Reddit post On the r/Costco subreddit, one user posted a review of the latest food court addition, calling it “10/10 for taste, 1/10 for stomach-aching juices.” “My wife felt the same way after smoking 3/4 in the car last night,” another reddit user said, also speculating why it might cause stomach problems for some people. Both reactions were received.
That verdict may be what one redditor said without exaggeration. “This usually happens when in five minutes he ingests 750 calories of fat and sugar.”
The article states that mega cookies have between 750 and 800 calories per cookie.
One viewer noted his love of sharing recipes, saying, “If he has this many recipes, he should put out a cookbook.”
The Daily Dot reached out to Jordan via email and Costco through its online media form.
*First published: January 11, 2024 at 4am CST
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Phil West is a veteran professional writer and editor and the author of two books about soccer, The United States of Soccer and I Believe That We Will Win, both published by The Overlook Press. His work has recently appeared in The Striker (where he was editor-in-chief), MLSSoccer.com, Next City, and Texas Highways. He is based in Austin and is also an instructor in the writing program at the University of Texas at San Antonio.