“So, Lupita Nyong’o was dating this guy…I forget his name…Saru…Masu…Masu…this guy…”
As the war intensifies everywhere, professional surfing stubbornly refuses to climb out of the grave of the WSL, and the Pipe Masters is held as a B-class exhibition event. You’ll be glad that BeachGrit’s reporters are here to cover something important and profound, in this case the love game between broadcaster Sal Masekela and Black Panther star Lupita Nyong’o.
Thelema, 52, is the kind of person anyone can fall under her spell, just as Academy Award-winning actor Lupita Nyong’o did at one point.
I may have mentioned it four or five times in the past few months, but I’ll cut and paste it below for your enjoyment, but I discovered the extreme sports identity at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch in 2017.
This was before Lupita Nyong’o, so Sal Masekela was ostensibly single.
After our assigned wave, sitting on one of the bench seats in Surf Ranch’s heated jacuzzi was a monkey. He was a monkey even then. Just as I was about to enter the whirling maelstrom, he heated it up to 100 degrees, giving me a much-needed respite from the winter chill. Then his phone rang with a possible cure for that dreaded hangover.
The monkey asked me to pick it up, rummaging through his colorful clothes tied up on a barrel, looking for enough clothes to suggest he was naked in the tank. .
It was Kelly Slater.
“Answer,” he commanded, and I obeyed.
Kelly Slater remained silent upon hearing my voice, an early sign of the blood feud that would smolder for the next six years.
After some laughter and screeches, the monkey hung up.
Despite his growing obesity, he devoured protein bar after protein bar and taught me the health benefits of chocolate chip snacks wrapped in foil. I personally questioned the wisdom of these high calorie treats and made a mental note to avoid them once I arrived in Australia.
But the story flowed like a river of honey, and like everyone who orbited him that day, I ended up being a lifelong fan.
I never heard from Saru again and only learned by chance that he had transferred to Thelema.
In January, Chas wrote about Thelema and Lupita Nyong’o, 40: Not only did he make his declaration of love public, he also spent $4 million on a huge Los Angeles home.
Nine months later, the relationship ended when Lupita Nyong’o posted unflattering photos of their affair on Instagram.
“At this time, I need to share a personal truth and publicly dissociate myself from someone I no longer trust,” wrote Lupita Nyong’o, who won an Oscar for her performance in “The Night Is Coming.” “I am in a season of heartbreak due to a love that was suddenly and catastrophically extinguished by deception…I know that the amount of pain I feel is equal to the measure of my capacity for love. So I choose to face the pain, develop the courage to accept my life as it is, and believe that this too will pass.”
Lupita Nyong’o has since deleted all references to Salu Masekela from her Instagram. After a sudden high-profile affair with Dawson’s Creek star Joshua Jackson, he became, as they say, haunted.
But things got even worse for Sal Masekela after TMZ, the leading celebrity news outlet, called surfing’s beloved broadcaster and star Sal Masekela a nobody. during discussion Lupita Nyong’o All mention of Sal on social disappeared as he pivoted to Josh Jackson, who was frankly very inferior.
Thoughts, prayers, etc.